Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Jenny Greenteeth

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

If your path takes you near a riverbed or across a stream, you’d best look out for Jenny Greenteeth. A water witch of greenish tinge with frog-like, yellow eyes as big as two lamps, Jenny dwells beneath the river’s surface, darting like a fish across the muddy bottoms, and feeding upon the misfortunate who stumble […]

Shayari and Quotes & Hindi Shayari Portal Web Site

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

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10 Inspirational Quotes - "Life With Woody"

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few […]

Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are force fed through tubes placed in their throats. Read more, Humor, Humor - […]

About Time: Somali Woman Flogs Islamic Leader

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

An Islamic woman in Mogadishu finally did it: she inflicted eleven lashes on an Islamic leader for threatening to flog her for selling cannabis.To justify the intended flogging of the woman before she turned on the male who had ordered it, the rulers pointed to a passage in the Koran that forbids the sale of […]

Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

A male rabbit named Furball had lost all hope. The female rabbit he had lived with for an entire year had left him for another rabbit. The owner of the garden he usually dined at had just put a fence around it. A fox had nipped one of his ears. And, at his most depressed, […]

Survey Shows Americans Not As Polarized As Politicians And Newscasters

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

A new survey by Whew! Research reveals that Americans are not as polarized as politicians and newscasters on supposedly divisive issues like abortion, gay marriage and stem cell research."Despite talk of 'culture wars' and the high visibility of politicians, newscasters, and activist groups on both sides of the cultural divide,… Read more, Humor, Humor - […]

Foiled Again! The Attack Of The Citizen Killers

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Thanks to British intelligence, with a little help from a wise and noble Muslim informer, another attack by Al-Qaeda has been foiled. And just in the turban of time. As you know, the suspects had recently received a coded message from Pakistan, where the authorities were closing in on the criminal minds, to "attack now."If […]

Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

How it HappenedI was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. Dog-hungry, I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to muster up was a can of Star-Kist® tuna. Read more, Humor, Humor […]